The Kevin Davies Diary

Hi everyone,

Well what a week it's been for the Davies'. Kids went to a birthday party on the weekend, and when I arrived they had just started the Pinata, the kids tried but couldn't smash down the donkey, the kids tried to get me to have a go but I don't like the spotlight much. Then I noticed somebody had crossed a football over to the pinata and my predatory instincts took over and I just smashed the pinata and the sweets everywhere, Richard Keys would have been proud.

Tough week at training, but started to get our feet on some balls, the boss got a bit upset when we asked if he would let us train without him, he went and stood behind the goal for a while and came back looking a bit upset so we cheered him up by putting the u11 goalie between the sticks and let Owen take shots at him. He looks rough and tough but on the inside he's a big softie. Some positive news at home though, the wife asked me to pass her the salt so things are looking .

Until next time,

Super Kevin Davies.

The Málaga Story

There's a new name being mentioned alongside those who can afford the highest transfers and wages in the world, and not one you'd automatically expect. Editor Dean Mears looks at the history of Málaga CF and how they look set to become one of Europe's major players.

It took Malaga just five years to climb through the Spainish leagues.

The Kevin Davies Diary

Hi everyone, it's been a few months since I left twitter, and I've been really lonely. The wife still hasn't spoke to me after I elbowed her for writing a message about clairvoyants on my page, and with the season being finished all the lads have been away.

I've decided to start this diary, exclusive to Finding Row Z where you can keep up to date with everything I've been up to, just don't post comments about Blackburn's style of play or I'll get upset. Like last week the boss made us do laps, which wasn't really fair, I just wanted to practice on my jump for 'headers', I must admit I lost it a bit, went to Sainsbury's and spent £300 pound on watermelon and spent 3 hours in the back garden letting off some steam.

Anyway, I hope you like my diary.

All the best.

Super Kevin Davies

(The Kevin Davies Diary is 100% fake and is not written by Kevin Davies, and is in no way intended to offend Kevin in anyway.)

From Young Gunners To Young Goners

As the website www.sincearsenallastwonatrophy.co.uk keeps ticking, tormenting Arsenal fans as to how long it's been since they last won a trophy (6 years 1 month 28 days 16 hours 15 minutes and 3 seconds as I type this) Daniel Blazer looks deeper into the myth surrounding Arsene Wenger's success with youngsters.

The Ongoing Luka Modric Saga

After Chelsea's latest £27 million pound bid for Luka Modric was rejected, Adam Sharpe discuses the ongoing saga.

England's Penalty Misses.

After watching England Ladies crash out on penalties to France, Editor Dean Mears takes us through a top (or bottom) 10 of England's worst penalty misses.